BUMPER STICKERS

What would some people do
If cars did not have rears?
How would they stress their views?
How would they name their fears?

You pundits! You crack wise
With paper, ink and glue.
You're hot to advertise
How bright a chap are you.

You'd change me if you could.
(I hear your molars gnash.)
My vote! My God! My Food!
And where I put my trash!

You vent! You rage! Inveigh!
And you presume you win.
'cause when you drive away
You get the last word in.

Alas, it's otherwise.
For as you motor past.
Your audience decries
Hey, look! There goes an ass!

-- Steve Stinson